I installed awstats today for the first time on my personal domain and
reading though the search terms is always amusing, but I got concerned
by people finding my site searching for “bonnie langford naked” and
“naked bonnie langford”. Turns out I was talking about Bonnie Langford
in a post about Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and the naked thing
was to do with body scanners on the London Underground.

But what really worried me was the search for “scott james remnant