Found out that I'd been libelled by an old school friend last night. Apparently I was mentioned as part of LugRadio's highly amusing Look Queer for the New Year competition. Listen to the stream here (about 2 minutes in). I mean how insulting is it to be told you look queer by a guy who looks like this:

I don't know if I'm more insulted about only coming third or by the fact that I don't get a prize. Wish I'd slept with his girlfriend now (or at least her sister).

You can run Jono, but you can't hide.