I'm looking to buy either a Samsung E900 or D900 and would like some horror stories on either phone from the LazyWeb. I'm tended towards the E900 as it's a smaller phone, but then the D900 has a better camera. I haven't really felt the need for a camera phone, but the quality is reaching the same as my digital camera, with the exception of not having an optical zoom.

Particularly interested in tales of slow or confusing UI and success stories of running an ssh client on it. Not really interested in recommendations of other phones at the moment. That might come later when I discover how bad these phones are.