Yum Bitching
It can be quite discouraging to type "yum update" and have yum simply go off forever. Among other things, one must wait a great long time to distinguish this behavior from yum's normal mode of operation. Other times, it comes back very quickly with a message saying, for all practical purposes, "RPM crashed, you lose, sorry."
via LWN.net (subscription required)
Jonathan Corbet normally manages to amuse me on a weekly basis, but this time he's outdone himself. Consider my LWN.net subcription renewed for another year.
Update: I;ve been convinced to include a subscriber link to the article for those without LWN.net subscriptions. http://lwn.net/SubscriberLink/210373/8badbe4f9c463fb8/